Me: can u give me x²+4y+1 of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
(Source: r-ideout, via sunchaserx)
- "Mahal kita. Pero mahal ko din siya."
"Alam mo ba number ni Kuya Kim? Itatanong ko lang sana kung anong klaseng hayop yung may dalawang puso."
- "I just realized that i don’t want to be attached."
"Isa kang malanding stapler!"
- ”You’re too good for me.”
"Alam ko. Dahil…
Me: *Plays I Luh You Papi*
Him: I know that song! What's the title again?
Me: I Luh You Papi
Him: I luh you too
When you think of the ideal person you want, do you think of these signs?
24 Signs He’s a Keeper
He is :)
He is ;)
I know that - S is a true keeper. A lifetime partner! TP
(Source: relationshipadvice23, via lovequotesrus)
Yna Miguela Joson Soriano. 18.
Loves God. DLSU frosh.
Aspiring pilot. PH.