calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+1 of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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israelmekaniko:

  • "Mahal kita. Pero mahal ko din siya."

"Alam mo ba number ni Kuya Kim? Itatanong ko lang sana kung anong klaseng hayop yung may dalawang puso."

  • "I just realized that i don’t want to be attached."

"Isa kang malanding stapler!"

  • You’re too good for me.”

"Alam ko. Dahil…



(via the-personal-quotes)


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Me: *Plays I Luh You Papi*
Him: I know that song! What's the title again?
Me: I Luh You Papi
Him: I luh you too

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thecaster007:

sweetsara10:

jensnonsensicalbullshit:

lifejoy21:

When you think of the ideal person you want, do you think of these signs?

24 Signs He’s a Keeper

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He is :)

He is ;)

I know that - S is a true keeper. A lifetime partner! TP

(Source: relationshipadvice23, via lovequotesrus)



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